2 dicks and tits in cum - that's what the secretary gets the bonus for

She got me drunk, gave me a fucking blowjob and gave me a blowjob, that's how she sold me the house

Meet my wife, we're gonna fuck her, and she's gonna rimmy us too

Are you fucking kidding me?! You can't take a picture of me sucking a dick! You can't show it to a guy!

She's drunk and now she wants me - her dad doesn't fuck her, what's that got to do with me? 😫

Security guard, how many hints can you give me - I'll give you one and go for a walk, ok? 😏

Are you kidding me? I step away for a minute, and you guys are already fucking

"Anal is not cheating!" - Trusted my stepmom, now she's got sperm in there

Imagine bringing your wife on vacation and there she is.... See for yourself! 😡

Listen, man, no time to talk. Your wife's drunk and she wants to cum

We fucked last night and I don't remember. Fuck me again, I want to come with you

I let mine get drunk with a friend, then they give me a double

A boyfriend? I don't need him anymore. I'm just coming with my new girlfriend

"I wish I'd never fucked you."

On the first date, I drank wine, and I was like, "Oh, make me cum, I'm not myself

I'm gonna fuck you right here before my wife finds out 🥵 The bartender's got me

Collector, you can't scare me with a dick, you can shove it up my ass

Who doesn't get a kick out of that surprise? Wearing gloves and jerking off a dick

Drunk on the first date - well, it's easier to fuck a drunk girl

- Are you drunked? - No, dad, I've got an axe. Fuck you, or I'll sober up later

I drank just a little bit, but I've already exposed my breasts for a friend, and then what?

Are you sure it's not cheating? Well, then put it in, let there be sperm inside

You can both drink and fuck in Peter - I have proof of that

They're fucking and I'm jerking off 😏 I'm gonna open my mouth for a camshot, I want to cum